Hey Girl....

Men are great.  They really are.  Without them, babies would have to be genetically engineered. Women would have to do hard labor, and I am not just talking about pushing a baby out of your vagina.  I am talking about building things with your hands!  Our nails ladies... OUR NAILS! We would HAVE to have a woman president.  I'm not sexist against my own sex BUT I am slightly worried that if women ran the world 1 of 3 things would happen,

1-  Lots of strongly worded letters would circulate from country to county.  Hurting feelings EVERYWHERE.

2-  Wars would break out every other day because someone was told their hair needed a touch up, or because rumor had it Germany is now BFF with Switzerland.  AND THIS WHOLE TIME THEY TOLD US THEY JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!! ...Those jerks 

OR

 3-  Nothing would happen.  We'd all be too scared to make a decision.  We'd be looking to a man to back us up on our completely irrational decisions and of course they wouldn't be there, because in this scenario,  men don't exist. SO, ice cream would sell like gold and chick flix would be playing 24/7 in every theatre ...and inevitably our society would collapse.

There are just a few reason why I like men.  I think they are good for us.  They keep us balanced (for the most part)

As much as I love me some good testosterone, I also have a desire for the "perfect man."  A man that says shiz like this:

And then I would say something like, "YES!  SERIOUSLY!  I'M SO GLAD YOU GET IT. Today was so hard.  I just hate getting back into work after such a nice relaxing weekend!  Gee, I love you. Thanks for understanding...and looking so good doing so."

and then I would say something like, "OMGOSH! You are the absolute sweetest guy!  you care about every living thing even if it causes you discomfort.  you're so sensitive...and hot."

and then I would say something like, "THANK YOU!!! I have been trying to tell people that for ever now!  I was waaaay into owls before it got all big and what not!  Now it's lame because EVERYONE and their dog (like the one you rescued) is obsessed with owls.  Now I have to find something else cool and hipster yet totally understated to like.  geez!"

and then I would say something like, "I figured babe. I like to leave my stuff laying around just for YOU.  I know that when you come home from a long days work that you'd rather see my crafty mccrafterson stuff all over the house.  You are soooo welcome.  Love you snugga!  Gorge smile btw"

and then I would say something like, "Good call!  ...See, if we put the bed on the north wall it would leave more room for the new dresser I want to re-due.  Then if we paint the south wall bright green that would be so sexy for an accent wall.  I love it!  Lets do it!"

and then I would say something like, "Seriously babe!  I knew you'd get it.  I mean, aren't books clubs suppose to be about expanding your literary views, not chatting about stuff we could talk about every other day.  Not to mention, aren't book clubs suppose to be for funzies and not to join a Christian regime??  IDK.  I'm glad you get it babe."

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HOWEVER, when we come back to reality we remember that if all men WERE actually like that, it would be no fun.  No balance. 

That's when I think to my self,

That is why God gave Me Girl Friends!!

Thank you all my Besties with OUT testies!  I love you all!