Facts

The Facts are these:
- Every year around this time I get obsessed with blueberries, watermelon and yogurt.
-I use to think Will Farrell was the most hilarious man in the world. However, I find him to be a little pathetic now days. (bless his heart)
-I feel like if you follow a mean statement up with "bless there heart" then it's OK. right?? . . ?
-I think the Amish are the kindest people on the planet.
- I think lady ga ga is a complete nut and bad influence on society. Having said that, I can't stop listening to her music. Also, I love her hair.
-I watch Reno 911 too much
-I have a crush on Dexter Morgan
-I've been married for almost 5 years
-I have no kids.
-I've lost 14 pounds sense last September but it looks like 3. :(
-I'm psychic.
-I get claustrophobic being inside
-I always tell people to "ball up" and don't be afraid to do something drastic to there hair but I am a total baby about my own.
-I fantasize about all sorts of thing when I'm bored. . .and even when I'm not. Anything, really.
-I love big dogs. I'm talking mastiff and great Dane big.
-I don't like cats because they remind me of high school girls.
-I hate skanky shows. But I do love a good romantic twist. Rarely is that ever balanced enough to be worth watching.
-I find church to be really annoying. I can't even put my finger on why. I have lots of ideas though.
-I'm a very loyal friend. I without a doubt notice when people are or are not.
-If I don't like you, you prob deserve it. (no but seriously) BUT I'm working on forgiving you so don't worry.
-I hate when people don't return a phone call. It's rude.
-I think we need to go back a few year in technology so we can all be a little happier and have "real" relationships
-I love my Savior and I couldn't live a day with out him.