sex and weather

I haven't been in Utah in May for 5 years now. I guess everywhere I have gone it's what I define as summer at this time of year. Utah is still in spring mode. Which I guess is what it's suppose to be. The thing is though I'm ready for weather in the 90's at this point. Reason 1: I have a scooter and I love to ride it but not when the weather insists on being so bipolar in one day. Reason 2: I need to get tan. Reason 3: I need vitamin D from the sun. When I have vitamin D then I'm happier. When I'm happier I have more sex. When I have more sex Brett and I are both happier which makes for better conversations and a much higher chance of getting knocked up. Sex in the summer is much better. For instance, less clothes to take off, which means less clothes to put back on (I know it sounds lazy but lets be honest it is a perk). Another reason is the whole tan factor. Being tan is a small delight when it comes be being naked. I'm pretty sure I look thinner and sexier when my skin is brown. woot.

Random post , maybe. If you were in my head, probably not. Either way my point is this: I really want super hot, sunny weather along with my continual sexual encounters.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."

-Woody Allen